kissingkousins Says:
Jul 7, 2009 - Ohhh...play the right COIN...that's why I haven't won MegaBucks....THANKS, MAN!
curlytoes79 Says:
Jul 7, 2009 - yep...get ready to win up to ten "minnion" dollars!
JobDDT Says:
Jul 8, 2009 - Why does this guy sound like Charles Barkley?
TheeFinchLynch Says:
Jul 9, 2009 - The Big Gulp really sells the fact he's a respected slot machine authority.
kramcas2 Says:
Jul 12, 2009 - This guy even sweats indoors
blazethunda Says:
Jul 15, 2009 - ten minnion dollars.that's a lot of munne.
ThePainDocter Says:
Jul 15, 2009 - I am not driving carefully anymore.
AFSKID Says:
Jul 21, 2009 - Everything is terrible
PATYPUS3 Says:
Jul 21, 2009 - Wow, for a complete dufus that guy was completely uninformative. Al least he was a snappy dresser.
DAJ01 Says:
Jul 23, 2009 - 1:53 "Meanwhile, at the 7-11 snack rack..."
MelvinScout Says:
Jul 24, 2009 - "... next I'm going to show you the best time to order hotel room porn. Most Vegas call girls will spit on you if you ask them, but some won't. To avoid the awkwardness of receiving a call girl who won't do this, make sure you ask the agency as soon as you place the call. Also, when drilling holes in bathroom ceilings, make sure you use a quiet cordless drill. I prefer Dewalt. Make sure you measure the bit size to the size of the hidden camera before drilling. Organic cotton panties..."
n3wtype Says:
Jul 26, 2009 - T..Tobias? is that you?
Christ1aaan Says:
Jul 27, 2009 - What did the quarter machines take again?
we17children Says:
Jul 27, 2009 - who IS THIS GUY i want more of his relaxing voice
IK00NI Says:
Jul 28, 2009 - Normally I drive with my feet out the window and my eyes closed but this guy really got to me when he said it could potentially be his life I'd save.
CriticalAtheist Says:
Jul 30, 2009 - Great reference!
etvander Says:
Aug 1, 2009 - Big gulp huh? alright, welp see you later
FlowingEnemigo Says:
Aug 2, 2009 - Hahaha! nice!....Lloyd Christmas FTW!
snowything1 Says:
Aug 3, 2009 - I loved the little bit of slot machine history he gave us. I feel inspired to go to 7-11.
tastedistaint Says:
Aug 4, 2009 - That shirt, mustache and glasses! That fucker must have gotten laid two maybe three times a night!
tastedistaint Says:
Aug 4, 2009 - 0:11 Nothing goes better in a 70's goof vid than "Bing"
Feuerbach1 Says:
Aug 4, 2009 - I would REALLY like to check out his other videos. where can i find them? who is this guy?
patmc82 Says:
Aug 4, 2009 - Wait, the nickel machines take nickels? All this time I thought they took dimes!!! Who knew!
dmooreQX4 Says:
Aug 4, 2009 - Now THAT's how you seductively drink a Big Gulp!


DrCyclopsKSC Says:
Jul 4, 2009 - Why do I get the feeling that this is an extended metaphor for molesting children?